A Gay thing.. quite funny...
Computer Hard and Software:Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Date 7.0 to Boyfriend 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected additional processing that requires expensive regular maintenance. In addition, Boyfriend 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system>activity. Applications such as Overtime 10.3, Weekend 5.0, Sports and Friendship 7.5, and Chatroom 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Boyfriend 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Date 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Boyfriend 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that gays complain about.
Many people upgrade from Date 7.0 to Boyfriend 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Boyfriend 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Boyfriend 1.0 and to return to Date 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Date 7.0 because Boyfriend 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Boyfriend 1.0 manual under Warnings-LV-Prada Support. I recommend that you keep Boyfriend 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Boyfriend 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Boyfriend 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Wake Up Call 3.0, Good Night Messager 1.5 and Sex 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs.
Improper use will cause the system to hang and ignore all commands. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Boyfriend 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Gucci 2.1 and Hugo 5.0!
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install ONS 3.3. This application is not supported by Boyfriend 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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